Game Quotes

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth

Samuel Johnson

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser

Arnold Palmer

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

Bill Clinton

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes

Gene Littler

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented

Arnold Palmer

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Art Spander

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies


Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

A.P. Herbert

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists

Heywood Hale Broun

"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying

P.G. Wodehouse,

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

Art Rosenbaum

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Ernest Hemingway

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Robin Williams

Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game

Burt Shotten

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