Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose
Woodrow T. Wilson
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind
Unknown
Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth
Samuel Johnson
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Winston Churchill
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser
Arnold Palmer
The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.
Bill Clinton
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes
Gene Littler
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented
Arnold Palmer
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies
Unknown
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
A.P. Herbert
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists
Heywood Hale Broun
"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
P.G. Wodehouse,
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Ernest Hemingway