Girl Quotes

After a girl is grown, her little brothers - now her protectors - seem like big brothers.

Astrid Alauda

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Sam Levenson

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her

Val Doonican

What is stronger than a mother's love? The smell of spring onions on your girl's breath.


Today, we must look to the city of Las Vegas, Nevada as a metaphor of our national character and aspiration, its symbol a thirty-foot high cardboard picture of a slot machine and a chorus girl. For Las Vegas is a city entirely devoted to the idea of entertainment, and as such proclaims the spirit of a culture in which all public discourse increasingly takes the form of entertainment. Our politics, our religion, news, athletics, education and commerce have been transformed into congenial adjuncts of show business, largely without protest or even much popular notice.


Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything

Toby Harrah

Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose... on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

Dennis Yost and the Classics IV

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

George Bernard Shaw

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'

Tom Lehrer

Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.

William Haley

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

Walter Matthau

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Thomas Carlyle

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

Arturo Toscanini

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

In America every woman has her set of girl-friends; some are cousins, the rest are gained at school. These form a permanent committee who sit on each other's affairs, who 'come out' together, marry and divorce together, and who end as those groups of bustling, heartless well-informed club-women who govern society. Against them the Couple of Ehepaar is helpless and Man in their eyes but a biological interlude

Charles Caleb Colton

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