Girlfriend Quotes

Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me.

Billy Corgan

I know I dont look like the kinda guy that knows much about women but believe or not I do actually have a girlfriend. Nothing wrong with her. Shes gorgeous. Shes blonde. Shes nineteen. I know nineteens a little bit young but I just fancied a fling with someone much younger one day. I didnt think anything would come of it. Here we are, still together after five years.

Robbie Bonham

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap

Mitch Hedberg

There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.'

Jack Nicholson

I took the first few years off and spent them recovering. I didn't even know what day it was or who I was anymore, so I made a conscious effort to end it all. I thought my days were numbered as a pop star anyway. My girlfriend and I had a daughter, I had some money, so I just took the time off to chill out.

Richard Paul Astley

The girls show up wearing nothing, I cant lie, Im 16, I dont hate it. I dont have a girlfriend.

Justin Bieber

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