Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish
The golf links lie so near the mill, That almost every day, The laboring children can look out, And watch the men at play
I feel for the sponsors HSBC because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all of golf one million pounds
The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser
Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand..
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I..
I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators
such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges.
such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges..
Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind
The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different..