Golf Quotes

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball

Dave Barry

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes

Gene Littler

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie

George Deukmejian

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron

Lee Trevino

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented

Arnold Palmer

Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life


Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Art Spander

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

Mark Twain

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated

Arnold Palmer

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies


The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Henry Longhurst

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Jimmy DeMaret

Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.

Woodrow Wilson

A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do

Osbert Sitwell
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