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Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me.

Greg Norman

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh

Unknown

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise

Roger Simon

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave

Jack Nicklaus

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf

Will Rogers

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted

Bill Clinton

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing

Dave Barry

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Pete Dye

I find golf very relaxing.it's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive

Bill Gates

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears

Bobby Jones

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss

Jim Murray

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world

Harry Vardon

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream

Jim Murray

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love

Tiger Woods

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots

Ben Hogan

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

Ben Hogan

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf

Henry Louis Mencken

It's a little bit disheartening that here we have the biggest first prize in the golf world and half the guys don't turn up

Michael Campbell

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease

Bertie Forbes

Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation

Grantland Rice

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it

Jimmy Demaret

Golf is good walk spoiled

Mark Twain

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?

Phil Silvers

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