Golf Quotes

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

Unknown

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf

Percey Boomer

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Princess Anne

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists

Heywood Hale Broun

"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying

P.G. Wodehouse,

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards

Al Boliska

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

Art Rosenbaum

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

Don Carter

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Ernest Hemingway

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law

H.G. Wells

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?

Peter Andrews

Golf is hockey at the halt.

Arthur Marshall
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