Golf Quotes

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles

G.K. Chesterton

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick

P.J. O'Rourke

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

William Wordsworth

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death

Sam Snead

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies

Will Rogers

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is

Horace G. Hutchinson

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Bruce McCall

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

Paul Gallico

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

Ted Ray

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

Arthur Daley

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.

Bobby Jones

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

Arnold Palmer

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious

P.G. Wodehouse
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