One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character.
They simply don't realise what they are saying
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has
I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life