Golf Quotes

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve

Dan Jenkins

There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.

Robert Browning

Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours

Colman McCarthy

You can't lose an old golf ball

John Willis

We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded

Bob Hope

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Bob Allen

Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration

Johnny Miller

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer

Tommy Bolt

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing

Dave Hill

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at

Dave Hill

When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron

Lee Trevino

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

David Brenner

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

John Updike

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course

Tiger Woods

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Hogan

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun

Lee Trevino

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them

Joey Adams

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it

Don Herold

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes

Jay Leno

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance

Alistair Cooke
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