Golf Quotes

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

David Brenner

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

John Updike

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course

Tiger Woods

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Hogan

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun

Lee Trevino

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them

Joey Adams

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it

Don Herold

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes

Jay Leno

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance

Alistair Cooke

I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced


When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing

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