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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball

Dennis Quaid

Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing

Unknown

I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced

unknown

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance

Alistair Cooke

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes

Jay Leno

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it

Don Herold

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them

Joey Adams

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?

Chi Chi Rodriguez

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

Jack Nicklaus

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun

Lee Trevino

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Hogan

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course

Tiger Woods

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

John Updike

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

David Brenner

Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke

Colin Bowles

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron

Lee Trevino

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at

Dave Hill

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing

Dave Hill

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?

Ben Hogan

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer

Tommy Bolt

Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration

Johnny Miller

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Bob Allen

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