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Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours

Colman McCarthy

There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.

Robert Browning

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve

Dan Jenkins

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears

Bobby Jones

Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing

James Clark

Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play

unknown

Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

Unknown

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language

J.Brown

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five

John Updike

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf

Robert Lynd

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

Horace G. Hutchinson

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air

Jack Benny

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Al Boliska

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Ben Hogan

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

Mark Twain

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald Ford

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Mark Twain

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hank Aaron

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course

Hank Aaron

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

Babe Ruth

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