Golf Quotes

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight

Thomas Boswell

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

Dave Barry

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

John Updike

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser

Arnold Palmer

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments


Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"


The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law

H. G. Wells

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players


One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President

Lyndon B. Johnson

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

Jack Nicklaus

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball

Dave Barry

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes

Gene Littler

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie

George Deukmejian

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron

Lee Trevino
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