Golf Quotes

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.

Bobby Jones

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

Arnold Palmer

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious

P.G. Wodehouse

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad

A.A. Milne

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

Robert Lynd

After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry.

William Cullen Bryant

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

Rogers Hornsby

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Will Rogers

emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly..

ack Nicklaus

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time

Jack Nicklaus

liars out of the American people than golf

Will Rogers

new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball...

Jack Lemmon

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of..

Lee Trevino

Golf is not and never has been a fair game.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer...

Florence King

Golf is a game of precision, not strength

Jack Nicklaus

time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game

Nancy Lopez

Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always remember: Golf clubs don't float


The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game


The hardest shot in golf? The next one

Bobby Jones

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron

Lee Trevino

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

H. L. Mencken

The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.


I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

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