My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
Show interest in her goodness for no one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.
Eugen Berthold Friedrich Brecht
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because philosophy is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
John W. Gardner
My stuff was all right, but it's not about pitching good. It's about winning. I pitched just good enough to lose
Greg Maddux
Baseball serves as a good model for democracy in action: Every player is equally important and each has a chance to be a hero
Edward Abbey
Good fielding and pitching, without hitting, or vice versa, is like Ben Franklin's half pair of scissors - ineffectual
Moe Berg
I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.
Sandy Koufax
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton
Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
Henri Frederic Amiel
Baseball is a simple game. If you have good players and if you keep them in the right frame of mind then the manager is a success
Sparky Anderson
Baseball gives every American boy a chance to excel, not just to be as good as someone else but to be better than someone else. This is the nature of man and the name of the game
Ted Williams
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets
Yogi Berra
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni