Holidays Quotes

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

George Carlin

If there was discontent before and the holidays are another opportunity to face one another across the table and be disappointed again, that will only reinforce the idea about divorce.

Sharyn Sooho

Holidays are in no sense an alternative to the congestion and bustle of cities and work. Quite the contrary. People look to escape into an intensification of the conditions of ordinary life, into a deliberate aggravation of those conditions: further from nature, nearer to artifice, to abstraction, to total pollution, to well above average levels of stress, pressure, concentration and monotony -- this is the ideal of popular entertainment. No one is interested in overcoming alienation; the point is to plunge into it to the point of ecstasy. That is what holidays are for.

Jean Baudrillard

Holidays - Have no pity.

Eugenio Montale

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.

Henny Youngman

The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the money, why not try some of the other options instead of killing a bunch of animals?

Christina Applegate

All holidays can be good times.

John Clayton

How do you balance growing the business with raising a family? You just do. I had a business, a lot of orders, and a baby howling for supper. You balance it. You give your baby supper first and then get your orders in. I have worked on more holidays but what are you going to do?

Lillian Vernon

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

Ian Baker-Finch

If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.

William Shakespeare

Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do.

Margaret Laurence

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

Berke Breathed

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.

Samual Gempers

It was well said that envy keeps no holidays.

Francis Bacon

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

Cathy Ladman

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