Humor Quotes

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation

Grantland Rice

Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

William Shakespeare

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Grenville Kleiser

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison

Lord Chesterfield

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Erma Bombeck

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor

Lord Nelson

The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.

Jim Rohn

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Mark Twain

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool

Chinese Proverbs

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.

Chinese Proverbs

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Mark Twain

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood

Mary Hirsch

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

Hugh Sidey

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

William Davis
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