Quotes on Humor In Politics

Humor In Politics Quotes

Religion hinges upon faith, politics hinges upon who can tell the most convincing lies or maybe just shout the loudest, but science hinges upon whether its conclusions resemble what actually happens

Ian Stewart

Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.

Wendell Phillips

In religion as in politics it so happens that we have less charity for those who believe half our creed, than for those who deny the whole of it

Charles Caleb Colton

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance.

Robert Frost

The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.

Jim Rohn

Throw away those books and cassettes on inspirational leadership. Send those consultants packing. Know your job, set a good example for the people under you and put results over politics. That's all the charisma you'll really need to succeed.

Dyan Machan

Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.

Henri Queuille

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Earnest Benn

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.

Albert Einstein

Politics, n: Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites

Larry Hardiman

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Will Rogers

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.

Winston Churchill

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other

Oscar Ameringer

Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low

Wallace Sayre

Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.

Winston Churchill

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you

Pericles

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

Plato

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Alfred Adler

History without politics descends to mere Literature.

Sir John Robert Seely

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

There are more people abusive to others than lie open to abuse themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me to-day will have somebody to laugh at him to-morrow.

Seneca

In arguing one should meet serious pleading with humor, and humor with serious pleading.

Oliver Goldsmith

There is a certain satisfaction in coming down to the lowest ground of politics, for we get rid of cant and hypocrisy.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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