Humour Quotes
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.




The love of truth lies at the root of much humour.




The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.




Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them
Simon Wiesenthal




Good humour is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.




If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
Kate Beckinsale




Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it.




Humour is also a way of saying something serious.
T S Eliot




Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.




Humour is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen




Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.




A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.




Humour is the instinct for taking pain playfully.




The secret to humour is surprise.




The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.
Kathryn L. Nelson




Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
Simon Wiesenthal




No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.




One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour.
Colin Baker




For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.
Felicity Kendal




There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
Rufus Wainwright




Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.




Humour is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.




It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans




Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across: If you get too serious, you could die of starch.
Cyndi Lauper




Humour and a bit of charm will get most women in bed.
Jerri Byrne







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