My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes.
Eva Gabor
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
Phillip C. McGraw
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
Marie Antoinette
The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.
Pope John Paul II
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
Johnny Carson
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy. shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee! Whereupon Winston answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it
John Fellows Akers
My family has never suggested to me that my identity or value to them depended on my station in life. I knew that they did not consider me any more or less valuable because I held some political office. They valued me as a husband and father, whether or not I won an election. Nor did they regard holding office on Capitol Hill or in the Missouri statehouse as the epitome of success. Quite the contrary, my family had endured numerous personal sacrifices because of my public positions.
John David Ashcroft
In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.
Honore de Balzac
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Groucho Marx
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
She who makes her husband and her children happy, who reclaims the one from vice, and trains up the other to virtue, is a much greater character than the ladies described in romance, whose whole occupation is to murder mankind with shafts from their quiver or their eyes.
Goldsmith, Oliver