The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.
You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
Mothers and daughters can stay very connected during teenage years. In the middle of your life, you can become very alone. Even though you're connected deeply to other family members, lovers, husbands, friends.
Monica Swinton, twenty-nine, of graceful shape and lambent eye, went and sat in her living room, arranging her limbs with taste. She began by sitting and thinking; soon she was just sitting. Time waited on her shoulder with the maniac slowth it reserves for children, the insane, and wives whose husbands are away improving the world.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
If most married women possessed as much prudence as they do vanity, we should find many husbands far happier.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
I long to hear that you have declared an independency. And by the way, in the the new Code of Laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make I desire you would Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favourable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the Husbands. Remember all Men would be tyrants if they could. If particular care and attention is not paid to the Ladies we are determined to foment a Rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice, or Representation.
That your Sex are Naturally Tyrannical is a Truth so thoroughly established as to admit of no dispute, but such of you as wish to be happy willingly give up the harsh title of Master for the more tender and endearing one of Friend. Why, then, not put it out of the power of the vicious and the Lawless to use us with cruelty and indignity with impunity? Men of Sense in all Ages abhor those customs which treat us only as the vassals of your sex; regard us then as Beings placed by Providence under your protection, and in imitation of the Supreme Being make use of that power only for our happiness.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
Their is one advantage in a plurality of wifes; tha fite each other, insted ov their husbands.