No one wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal, caught in a trap, wants to gnaw off its own leg.
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate -- that's my philosophy
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the ice cream while it's on your plate
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
I'm the cream
Of the great utopia dream.
And you're in the gleam
In the depths of your banker's spleen.
The happy-go-lucky barefoot kid who loved rugby, ice-cream-and-hot-chocolate sauce, staying at home for a braai and the flieks grew up into an international rubgy player, idol of millions and South African cult figure...
It is not well for a man to pray, cream; and live skim milk.
I had to pull about twenty pieces of broken glass out of my hand using tweezers and antiseptic cream. I'm never going to have a game of arm wrestling with Michael Howard again.