Joke Quotes

Racism is one of the biggest taboos in our culture, yet most discrimination against Asian-Americans goes largely unnoticed...its blown off by the rest of the media as a joke, as in "Look at them. They get all up in arms over nothing".

Moran Margaret Cho

Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them.

Niels Henrik David Bohr

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Alcott, Louisa May

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him.

Edgar Watson Howe

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

Theodor Adorno

What is this thing between women, like men are a joke that women all told each other long ago but men never get it.

Orson Scott Card

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.

James Humes

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Stephen Wright

Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punch line.

John Guarrine

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

George Orwell

A rich man's joke is always funny.

Thomas Edward Brown

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Baltasar Gracian

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Robert Frost

I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me


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