Joke Quotes

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue — agree with him.

Edgar Watson Howe

This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover


It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

G.K. Chesterton

I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't

Alfred North Whitehead

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called

Menander of Athens

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

Jonathan Raban

That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.

Will Rogers

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial

Mark Twain

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

Jessica Mitford

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.

Louis Sabin

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Woody Allen

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Bette Davis

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Jack Handey

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

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