Jokes Quotes
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments




New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.




I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.




Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.




Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart




The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
Orlando A. Battista




I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes




Somehow, the conversation mentioned your name. And someone asked if I knew you. Looking away I thought of all the times we had together; Sharing laughter, tears, jokes and tons more. And then, without explanation you were gone. I looked to where they
Robert




It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.




A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.




I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.




Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.




Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes




A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.




A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.




I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton




It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans




Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes




If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards




The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.




The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.




The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.




Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.




Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.




Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live. Life. Proceed. progress.







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