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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Arnold H. Glasgow

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

T.S. Eliot

Most jokes state a bitter truth

Larry Gelbart

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

George Mikes

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe

Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Washington Irving

Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.

Lord Chesterfield

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

Heywood Broun

Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes

Unknown

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

David Ogilvy

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes

Unknown

When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]

Jack Benny

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