No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby
I want kids of this generation to see that everything is cool, that there's some kind of unity in hip-hop. We all found something that's really important to us, and music is all we've really got.
Missy Elliot
When you put faith, hope and love together, you can raise positive kids in a negative world.
Zig Ziglar
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Fred Astaire
The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didnt necessarily have to be working in kids television.
Seth Macfarlane
Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.
AA Gill
ìAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
Paula Poundstone
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants, and giraffes, and crocodiles, and every kind of tigers and lions. And - and we have bus loads of kids, who don't get to see those things. They come up sick children, and enjoy it.
Michael Jackson
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Bill Cosby
There's a certain glamour in IT now; it's the glamour of the dot-com. A lot of kids are attracted to the major because they hear about the great job offers and the high salaries.
Eleanor Jordan
The best way to create a genuine "responsibility era" -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Senator John Kerry
I see so many little boys I wanna marry, I see plenty little kids I've yet to have.
Devendra Banhart