Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
The trouble with law is lawyers.
Lawyers know life practically. A bookish man should always have them to converse with.
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.
God wanted to chastise mankind, so he sent lawyers
Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
With all due respect to lawyers, it's wonderful that you have this intricate knowledge. You break down words to the nth degree. And sometimes I find it rather disgusting. And it goes on and on.
Change from below, the formulation of demands from the populace to end unacceptable injustice, supported by direct action, has played a far larger part in shaping British democracy than most constitutional lawyers, political commentators, historians or statesmen have ever cared to admit. Direct action in a democratic society is fundamentally an educational exercise.
A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing the great Constitutional issues
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
If your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Only lawyers and painters can turn white to black.
You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it
On every full moon, rituals ... take place on hilltops, beaches, in open fields and in ordinary houses. Writers, teachers, nurses, computer programmers, artists,lawyers, poets, plumbers, and auto mechanics -- women and men from many backgrounds come together to celebrate the mysteries of the Triple Goddess of the Dance of Life. The religion they practise is called Witchcraft.
The robes of lawyers are lined with the obstinacy of clients.
Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth