All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, Yo Goober! Where's the meat? I am trying to impress people here, Lisa. You do not win friends with salad
Matt Groening
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that is the one thing I am indebted to her for.
W. C. Fields
Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle? He was all for love, and a little for the bottle
Charles Dibdin
Bring water, bring wine, boy! Bring flowering garlands to me! Yes, bring them, so that I may try a bout with love.
Anacreon
What though youth gave love and roses age still leaves us friends and wine
Thomas Moore
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
Jerome K. Jerome
A German wine label is one of the things lifes too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nations love of detail and organization.
Kingsley Amis
There is a love of wild nature in everybody, an ancient mother-love showing itself whether recognized or no, and however covered by cares and duties"
John Muir
When faith and hope fail, as they do sometimes, we must try charity, which is love in action. We must speculate no more on our duty, but simply do it. When we have done it, however blindly, perhaps Heaven will show us why.
Dinah Maria Mulock Craik
We never know through what Divine mysteries of compensation the great Father of the universe may be carrying out His sublime plan; but those three words, "God is love " ought to contain, to every doubting soul, the solution of all things.
Dinah Maria Mulock Craik
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer; but if he spends his whole day as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making earth bald before her time, he is esteemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.
Henry David Thoreau
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Arthur Daley