Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.
Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have that: one friend in an indifferent world
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy
Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
Marriage is an Athenic weaving together of families, of two souls with their individual fates and destinies, of time and eternity - everyday life married to the timeless mysteries of the soul.
Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.