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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

Alan King

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Katharine Hepburn

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

St. Jerome

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up

Joseph Barth

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Martin Luther

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career

Sam Ewing

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

Joe Moore

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Sam Levenson

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and canít get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance

Unknown

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter

unknown

But you realize, love should ALWAYS start as friendship. If you can't be friends first, then love is USELESS. And I will be adamant about this fact. Lovers must be best friends. If you ask me, if you ask a married couple who their best friends are, and they reply someone OTHER than their spouse, their marriage will fail. Friends first. Always.

Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Peter De Vries

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.

Eva Gabor

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Helen Rowland

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.

Sumner Redstone

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

GROUCHO MARX

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Benjamin Franklin

We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

Ben Franklin

When the first fossils began to be found in eastern Africa, in the late 1950s, I thought, what a wonderful marriage this was, biology and anthropology. I was around 16 years old when I made this particular choice of academic pursuit.

Donald Johanson

An idol may be undeified by many accidental causes. Marriage, in particular, is a kind of counter apotheosis, as a deification inverted. When a man becomes familiar with his goddess she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

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