Marriage Quotes Quotes

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Isadora Duncan

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henry Youngman

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse.

Benjamin Spock

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Zig Ziglar

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes in between them.

Sydney Smith

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Leonardo da Vinci

Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person

Tom Mullen

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Helen Rowland

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.

Samuel Richardson

But you realize, love should ALWAYS start as friendship. If you can't be friends first, then love is USELESS. And I will be adamant about this fact. Lovers must be best friends. If you ask me, if you ask a married couple who their best friends are, and they reply someone OTHER than their spouse, their marriage will fail. Friends first. Always.


Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter


The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and canĂ­t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance


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