Paper Quotes
Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed
Bill Veeck
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
By sending a brief memo to a colleague or a superior, you have a paper trail that Backstabber's can't erase.
Les Parrott
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.
David Hilbert
I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper.
Unknown
If I had a blank piece of paper, I was scribbling on it. As a child, I was a little introverted and that was my way of expressing myself.
Lois Cleary
Several children present me with scraps of paper for autographs: obviously don't know who I am and don't care. I sign "Jackie Collins" and they go away quite content.
Robertson Davies
And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?
Bill Bryson
Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
George Bernard Shaw
You might as well ask why a middle-aged man with no criminal record might put a paper bag over his head and rob a bank. I acted out of personal desperation.
Aldrich Ames
This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
Douglas Adams
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
Douglas Adams
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
Mignon Mclaughlin
Evolution is the law of policies: Darwin said it, Socrates endorsed it, Cuvier proved it and established it for all time in his paper on ''The Survival of the Fittest.'' These are illustrious names, this is a mighty doctrine: nothing can ever remove it from its firm base, nothing dissolve it, but evolution.
Mark Twain
