Pretty Quotes

Patience is a virtue, Virtue is a grace; Both put together Make a very pretty face

Jean de La Fontaine

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Scott Roeben

I had travelled pretty widely around the world even before then, so I knew where to go to film wildlife.

Jim Fowler

If enough people think of a thing and work hard enough at it, I guess it's pretty nearly bound to happen, wind and weather permitting.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Woody Allen

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

Douglas Adams

If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.

Ruth Carlisle

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.

Henry David Thoreau

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Dorothy Parker

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

Evelyn Waugh

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

Walter Matthau

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Thomas Carlyle

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

Hugh Sidey

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

Hugh Sidey

Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.

Eli Wallach

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

Chinese Proverb

Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well? My mother

Ann Taylor

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided among the sexes.

Jane Austen

In the course of many centuries a few laborsaving devices have been introduced into the mental kitchen alcohol, coffee, tobacco, Benzedrine, etc. but these are very crude, constantly breaking down, and liable to injure the cook. Literary composition in the twentieth century A.D. is pretty much what it was in the twentieth century B.C.: nearly everything has still to be done by hand.

Wystan Hugh Auden

Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret.

Sara Shepard

I've been pretty wary of street sweepers since, though it is true that since we left the European Exchange Rate Mechanism some sweepers are really quite dashing to glance at.

Tom Baker

Beautiful ladies in danger. Danger all around the world. But I will protect them, because I am Chris de Burgh! Beautiful ladies in emergency situations. Beautiful ladies are lovely but sometimes they don't take care They're too busy with their makeup and combing their lovely hair To take basic safety precautions But I will protect them I will save the pretty ones With their smiles and their beautiful eyes But let the ugly ones die I have no place for them in my new world order I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls hunt them down there shall be no clemency Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls Look under the bridges that's where they hide That's where they hide And beauty shall be my bride.

Bill Bailey

I felt like a moth in a chandelier all at once there were lots of pretty choices, but I wasn't quite sure where to fly.

Richard Bach

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