A stray hair, by its continued irritation, may give more annoyance than a smart blow.
James Russell Lowell
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Eugene McCarthy
A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.
Phyllis McGinley
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill.
African Proverb
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
Will Rogers
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.
Albert Einstein
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti
Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always remember: Golf clubs don't float
Anonymous
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner
If you're up against a smart opponent, make him think himself to death.
C. J. Cherryh
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Fran Lebowitz
The great thing about the U.S. economy right now is that we are the smart kids in the stupid-kid class. America has fiscal problems and gridlock issues and polarity and partisanship in Congress -- and yet, compared to Japan and Europe, the U.S. looks great.
Ian Bremmer
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible
Doug Larson