Stupid Quotes

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Bertrand Russell

The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts.

Bertrand Russell

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Men know everything - all of them- all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are

Andrea Dworkin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Bertrand Russell

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.

Alexai Sayle

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

Will Rogers

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.

Sun Tzu

The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.

Oscar Wilde

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.

Gen Lewis B Hershey

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Scott Adams

Curiosity is one of the lowest of the human faculties. You will have noticed in daily life that when people are inquisitive they nearly always have bad memories and are usually stupid at bottom.

E. M. Forster

The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid. There is no big man who has not felt small. Some men never feel small; but these are the few men who are.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life

Jiddu Krishnamurti

The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.

Willa Sibert Cather

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.

Bertrand Russell

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

We're mortal - which is to say, we're ignorant, stupid, and sinful - but those are only handicaps. Our pride is that nevertheless, now and then, we do our best. A few times we succeed. What more dare we ask for?

Poul William Anderson

When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid -- in which case all comment is superfluous -- or it is something formidable, the very crux of the problem.

Miguel De Unamuno

The brave man is not he who feels no fear, For that were stupid and irrational; But he, whose noble soul its fear subdues, And bravely dares the danger nature shrinks from.

Joanna Baillie

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Bill Bailey

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel must be intolerably stupid

Jane Austen

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