We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
John Sculley
Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.
Bruce Barton
It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol in the next three months.
Xavier Becerra
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.
Unknown
Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.
Unknown
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
P.J. O'Rourke
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children
John Sculley
My first published novel was written for teenagers, and there were rules laid down by the publisher: no sex, no smoking, no swearing. I blew up entire solar systems, I consigned billions of people to horrible death; they didn't seem to mind that at all. But no hanky-panky.
Ben Bova
Until this week the one thing I knew about the Twilight saga was that it had vampires in it, which was enough to put me off. I didn't realise it was a romantic fantasy aimed at teenage girls. Turns out it's possible to be put off something twice before you've actually seen it.
Charlton
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half - especially if he has a teenage daughter.
Guy Lombardo
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.
Camille Paglia