Weather Quotes

Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

RAY ROMANO

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Mark Twain

WEATHER,†The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons†whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle

Ambrose Bierce

"You have of late stood out against your brother, and he hath taken you newly into his grace; where it is impossible you should take true root but by the fair weather that you make yourself: it is needful that you frame the season for your own harvest

William Shakespeare

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else

Oscar Wilde

One need only think of the weather, in which case the prediction even for a few days ahead is impossible

Albert Einstein

What was so good about it was that the set that they originally built stayed there, and weathered over the five years. It got five summers and five winters of weather. It became more and more authentic as we worked in it, and they added bits to it.†

Derek Jacobi

I do not find the supposed scientific consensus among my colleagues. Curiously, it is a feature of man-made global warming that every fact confirms it: rising temperatures or decreasing temperatures. No matter what the weather, some model of global warming offers a watertight explanation.

Javier Cuadros

Perfect winter weather is a great caffeine, while perfect summer weather is the best sedative.

Amethyst Snow-Rivers

We have been exceedingly busy ever since you went away. In the first place we have had to rejoice two or three times everyday at your having such very delightful weather for the whole of your journey...

Jane Austen

The great sea Has sent me adrift It moves me As the weed in a great river Earth and the great weather Move me Have carried me away And moved my inward parts with joy.

Uvavnuk, Eskimo Song

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks.††When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when just right their watching TV.††

Mike Garofalo

We need all the rain we can get. We just don't want the†bad weather†that comes with it

Beth Johnson

Too often man handles life as he does the†bad weather, He whiles away the time as he waits for it to stop

Alfred Polgar

One need only think of the weather, in which case the prediction even for a few days ahead is impossible.

Albert Einstein

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.

Jane Austen

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

Mark Twain

All stable processes we shall predict. All unstable processes we shall control. Describing John von Neumann's aspiration for the application of computers sufficiently large to solve the problems of meteorology, despite the sensitivity of the weather to small perturbations

Freeman Dyson

I do think that, of all the silly, irritating tom foolishness by which we are plagued, this "weather-forecast" fraud is about the most aggravating. It "forecasts" precisely what happened yesterday or the day before, and precisely the opposite of what is going to happen today

Jerome K. Jerome

"It's nothing," returned Mrs Chick. "It's merely change of weather. We must expect change."

Charles Dickens

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.†

Rebecca Johnson

Yes, and there were changes of light on landscapes and changes of direction of the wind and the force of the wind and weather. That whole scene is too important in Homer to neglect

Robert Fitzgerald

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?†

Thomas Sowell
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