When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy. shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee! Whereupon Winston answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Maybe you offer then a luxury cruise for two weeks with the wife, or a trip on a private jet on BBC Panorama, a program about bung taking in football
Because she my friend and my wife, she has seen and brought out the best and worst of me, and she is still with me and I owe her my whole heart, soul, attention, love, and anything she desires of me. She will always be there...
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A faithful and loving wife is the jewel of a marriage.
Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.
Body and mind, like man and wife, do not always agree to die together.
During 1988, when my wife and I lived in Sri Lanka for an extended period,its murder rate was one of the world's highest.
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
The reason why I take my life is because I want to go to my wife and boy. My usefulness in this world is at an end. I can not be satisfied in any business and can not be without their companionship
Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society