My wife is a light eater. As soon as it is light, she starts to eat.
Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.
I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.
She represents the un-vowed aspiration of the male human being, his potential infidelity - and infidelity of a very special kind, which would lead him to the opposite of his wife, to the "woman of wax" whom he could model at will, make and unmake in any way he wished, even unto death.
If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The Christian always mixes prudence with his devotion. He is willing to serve three gods, but draws the line at one wife.
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher; tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen; but urge me not to use moderation.
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
They alone are sons who are devoted to their father. He is a father who supports his sons. He is a friend in whom we can confide, and she only is a wife in whose company the husband feels contented and peaceful.
Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse
It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.