Wife Quotes

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

Vera Mary Brittain

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

Sir Malcolm Stanley Bradbury

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee; If ever wife was happy in a man, Compare with me ye women if you can.

Anne Bradstreet

Their daughter, who would be the half-sister of Alexander the Great and, later the wife of Cassander, was appropriately named Thessalonike, to commemorate Philip's victory in Thessaly. In 315 Cassander founded at or near the site of ancient Therme the great city that still bears her name.

Eugene N. Borza

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher

Socrates

A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves

Brendan Francis

When a Man has Married a Wife He finds out whether Her Knees & elbows are only glued together.

William Blake

After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy. shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee! Whereupon Winston answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it

John Fellows Akers

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare

Lane Olinghouse

The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife

Gilbert Wells

The world goes up and the world goes down, And the sunshine follows the rain; And yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown Can never come over again, Sweet wife. No, never come over again.

Charles Kingsley

In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.

Tuscan Proverb

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

Chanakya

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Jim Backus

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Groucho Marx

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

Michael Jordan

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Zig Ziglar

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.

David Ogilvy

I frankly admit that to be a "mistress" is less dishonorable than to be a "wife"; for while the mistress may leave her degradation if she will, public sentiment and the law hold the "wife" in hers; and while the man is obliged to render compensation (poor I admit for the sacrifice) to his "mistress," he may demand of his "wife" that she perform his drudgery, submit to his blows, and (worse) live the uncomplaining victim of his rapacity.

Francis Barry

Suspicion, Discontent, and Strife, Come in for Dowrie with a Wife.

William Shakespeare

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Ann Landers

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife

Benjamin Franklin
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