No wife can endure a gambling husband,unless he is a steady winner.
A husband & wife in Montana make it a point not to argue over anything not worth arguing about. Of course, this leads to some dandy fights over whether or not a subject is worthwhile.
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
The world goes up and the world goes down, And the sunshine follows the rain; And yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown Can never come over again, Sweet wife. No, never come over again.
The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife
You cannot pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns
Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare
The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust.
Hard work is a prison sentence only if it does not have meaning. Once it does, it becomes the kind of thing that makes you grab your wife around the waist and dance a jig.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Feminism has transformed the lives and aspirations of the majority of women in ways unmeasurable by statistics... raising women's intellectual,economic and political expectations, increasing intolerance of wife beating, rape and other violence against women, redefining women's sexuality.
One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.