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We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Henry Louis Mencken

What no wife of a writer understands is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

Burton Rascoe

There is a certain justice in criticism. The critic is like a midwife - a tyrannical midwife.

Stephen Spender

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

Harold McMillan

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little

Oliver Goldsmith

Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Brooks Hays

Romances paint at full length people's wooings, But only give a bust of marriages: For no one cares for matrimonial cooings. There's nothing wrong in a connubial kiss. Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?

Lord Byron

One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

Unknown

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.

Katharine Hepburn

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

E.W. Howe

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse

Bertrand Russell

Feminism has transformed the lives and aspirations of the majority of women in ways unmeasurable by statistics... raising women's intellectual,economic and political expectations, increasing intolerance of wife beating, rape and other violence against women, redefining women's sexuality.

Linda Gordon

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Damon Hill

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Jim Backus

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee

Anne Bradstreet

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Helen Rowland

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

John Gay

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Irish Proverb

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

God is one, and the Church is a unity; only unity can respond to him who is one. But there are some people why say, Yes, that certainly was the case. The Church spread among all nations did respond to him, bearing more children than did the wedded wife. It responded to him in the way of his strength, for it believed that Christ had risen. All nations believed in him. But that Church which was drawn from all nations no longer exists: it has perished. So say people who are not within the Church. What an impudent assertion! The Church does not exist because you are not in it? Be careful lest such an attitude result in your not existing yourself, for the Church will be here even if you are not. But the Spirit of God anticipated this abominable, detestable assertion, this claim full of presumption and falsehood, a claim with nothing to support it, illumined by no spark of wisdom, seasoned by no salt. Gods Spirit anticipated this empty, unfounded, foolhardy and pernicious proposition and seemingly refuted it in advance by proclaiming that the Church is united by the gathering of the people together into one, and kingdoms to serve the Lord.

St. Augustine of Hippo

You wonder about her crime. She was condemned to death for stealing clothes from her employer, from the wife of her employer. She wished to make herself more beautiful. This desire in servants was not legal. He was not condemned to death, freedom awaited.

Margaret Eleanor Atwood

No agony, no ecstacy, no pleasure and no pain so exquisitely uninteresting you drive your wife insane The TV is your oracle, the newspapers your guide and your shiny little vehicle is your passion and your pride You've done the same things every day for nigh on forty years and in your ludicrous routines you hide your worthless fears On the blandest boat in Boredom you are captain of the crew and every time I eat vegetables it makes me think of you.

Attila the Stockbroker
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