Wife Quotes Quotes

A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves

Brendan Francis

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability

George Bernard Shaw

When a Man has Married a Wife He finds out whether Her Knees & elbows are only glued together.

William Blake

TAILPIECE. One of the disadvantages of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Beachcomber

After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy. shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee! Whereupon Winston answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it

John Fellows Akers

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare

Lane Olinghouse

The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife

Gilbert Wells

The world goes up and the world goes down, And the sunshine follows the rain; And yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown Can never come over again, Sweet wife. No, never come over again.

Charles Kingsley

Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true, but its father is creativity, and knowledge is the midwife

Jonathan Schattke

In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.

Tuscan Proverb

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

Chanakya

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Kin Hubbard

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Jim Backus

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Irish Proverb

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Groucho Marx
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