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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages

Rose F. Kennedy

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

George Bernard Shaw

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Oscar Wilde

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.

Elizabeth Metcalf

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

Sam Slick

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

Unknown

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Elbert Hubbard

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

Oscar Wilde

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

Marcelene Cox

A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a full human being has nothing else to turn to but the owning of material things

Enriqueta Longauex-Vasquez

A very honest woman but something given to lie

William Shakespeare

When a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears.

Dionysius Cato

Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths.

Bovey, Shelley

Silence and simplicity obtrude on no one, but are yet two unequaled attractions in woman.

Alphonse de Lamartine

Silence has been given to woman the better to express her thoughts.

Louis Claude Joseph Desnoyers

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere

Mel Gibson

Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Vanity is a natural object of temptation to a woman.

Jonathan Swift

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

John Lennon

Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick

Abigail Van Buren

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base

Dave Barry

Tell me what gives a man or woman their greatest pleasure and I'll tell you their philosophy of life.

Dale Carnegie

Nature has hardly formed a woman ugly enough to be insensible to flattery upon her person.

Lord Chesterfield

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