Woman Quotes

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried

Mignon McLaughlin

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Fred A. Allen

Men are troublesome. They complain about trifles a woman wouldn't notice. The office boys...complain that the temperature of the building is too hot or too cold...If they have a slight headache, they stay at home.

Clara Lanza

He who tries to forget a woman, never loved her.

Unknown

It is very, very, very difficult for an American actor who wants a film career to be open about his sexuality. And even more difficult for a woman if she`s lesbian. It`s very distressing to me that that should be the case. The film industry is very old fashioned in California.

Ian McKellen

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.

Dale Carnegie

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but the 400-pound woman perched in front of a slot machine, oozing bum-flesh off her stool as she balanced a cocktail and cigarette in one hand and robotically tugged the slot arm with the other... that's still with me.

BRIAN SACK

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age

Voltaire

When a man is crazy about a woman only she can cure him.

Chinese Proverb

. he would have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the Devil and all his works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of witches put together, and that was--a woman.

Washington Irving

An idol may be undeified by many accidental causes. Marriage, in particular, is a kind of counter apotheosis, as a deification inverted. When a man becomes familiar with his goddess she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

When a man becomes familiar with his goddess, she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

Robert Anton Wilson

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

George Meredith

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

Jane Austen

A woman who cannot be ugly, is not beautiful

Karl Kraus

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.

Minna Thomas Antrim

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number. But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker.

Lilly Dache

No one delights more in vengeance than a woman.

Juvenal Satires The 13th

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry

Henry L Mencken

According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs and devices are given to women, but not to men- just for birth control. I've reached the conclusion that to many doctors BEING A WOMAN IS A DISEASE

Barbara Seaman

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