Woman Quotes

When a man is crazy about a woman only she can cure him.

Chinese Proverb

. he would have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the Devil and all his works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of witches put together, and that was--a woman.

Washington Irving

An idol may be undeified by many accidental causes. Marriage, in particular, is a kind of counter apotheosis, as a deification inverted. When a man becomes familiar with his goddess she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

When a man becomes familiar with his goddess, she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

Robert Anton Wilson

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

George Meredith

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

Jane Austen

There are two great unknown forces today, electricity and woman, but men can reckon much better on electricity than they can on woman.

Josephine K. Henry

A woman who cannot be ugly, is not beautiful

Karl Kraus

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.

Honore de Balzac

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.

Minna Thomas Antrim

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number. But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker.

Lilly Dache

No one delights more in vengeance than a woman.

Juvenal Satires The 13th

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry

Henry L Mencken

According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs and devices are given to women, but not to men- just for birth control. I've reached the conclusion that to many doctors BEING A WOMAN IS A DISEASE

Barbara Seaman

In the early stages of a pregnancy, the Government cannot intervene with a woman's right to choose. That is it, plain and simple. Guess what. We are not going to be big brother or sister, as the case may be. We are going to allow a woman, her doctor, and her God to make that decision

Barbara Boxer

A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.

Larry Elder

Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy

Friedrich Nietzsche

Every woman while she would be ready to die of shame if surprised in the act of generation, nonetheless carries her pregnancy without a trace of shame and indeed with a kind of pride. The reason is that pregnancy is in a certain sense a cancellation of the guilt incurred by coitus; thus coitus bears all the shame and disgrace of the affair, while pregnancy, which is so intimately associated with it, stays pure and innocent and is indeed to some extent sacred.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy

Friedich Nietzsche

Woman must not accept; she must challenge. She must not be awed by that which has been built up around her; she must reverence that woman in her which struggles for expression

Margaret Sanger

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