Woman Quotes

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried

Mignon McLaughlin

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Fred A. Allen

Men are troublesome. They complain about trifles a woman wouldn't notice. The office boys...complain that the temperature of the building is too hot or too cold...If they have a slight headache, they stay at home.

Clara Lanza

He who tries to forget a woman, never loved her.

Unknown

The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native American, the small farmer, the businessperson, the environmentalist, the peace activist, the young, the old, the lesbian, the gay and the disabled make up the American quilt.

Jesse Jackson

It is very, very, very difficult for an American actor who wants a film career to be open about his sexuality. And even more difficult for a woman if she`s lesbian. It`s very distressing to me that that should be the case. The film industry is very old fashioned in California.

Ian McKellen

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.

Dale Carnegie

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but the 400-pound woman perched in front of a slot machine, oozing bum-flesh off her stool as she balanced a cocktail and cigarette in one hand and robotically tugged the slot arm with the other... that's still with me.

BRIAN SACK

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age

Voltaire

When a man is crazy about a woman only she can cure him.

Chinese Proverb

. he would have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the Devil and all his works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of witches put together, and that was--a woman.

Washington Irving

An idol may be undeified by many accidental causes. Marriage, in particular, is a kind of counter apotheosis, as a deification inverted. When a man becomes familiar with his goddess she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

When a man becomes familiar with his goddess, she quickly sinks into a woman.

Joseph Addison

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

Robert Anton Wilson

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

George Meredith

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

Jane Austen

A woman who cannot be ugly, is not beautiful

Karl Kraus

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.

Minna Thomas Antrim

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number. But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker.

Lilly Dache

No one delights more in vengeance than a woman.

Juvenal Satires The 13th

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry

Henry L Mencken

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