I don't know why people like the home run so much. A home run is over as soon as it starts.... The triple is the most exciting play of the game. A triple is like meeting a woman who excites you, spending the evening talking and getting more excited, then taking her home. It drags on and on. You're never sure how it's going to turn out
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in
A woman should be an illusion.
The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and canít get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of womanís sexuality. Every pregnant woman has body and self taken over by a chthonian force beyond her control. In the welcome pregnancy, this is a happy sacrifice. But in the unwanted one, initated by rape or misadventure, it is a horror. Such unfortunate women look directly into natureís heart of darkness. For a fetus is a benign tumor, a vampire who steals in order to live. The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
There has never been a time in history when simply being pregnant and giving birth has seemed so complicated. This is because there has never been a time in history when being a woman has seemed so complicated. Whatever gains we imagine we have made in work, in relationships and in the wider culture, the struggle to find a positive definition of what it is to be a woman, particularly in regard to our reproductive lives, is as intense as ever. Nowhere is that struggle felt as keenly as in the arena of pregnancy and birth
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love
To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and undoubtedly inhabited.
Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry
The freedom of Cross Country is so primitive. It's woman vs. Nature.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
The duty of literature is to note what counts, and to light up what is suited to the light. If it ceases to choose and to love, it becomes like a woman who gives herself without preference.
A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet.
One stupid woman recognizes another one from a distance.
Where there is woman there is magic.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her
It's hard to defeat a woman in love.