A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.
Thomas C. Haliburton
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Henry Louis Mencken
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base
Dave Barry
The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman, it's boldness.
Victor Hugo
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her
Marcelene Cox
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her
Marcelene Cox
Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick
Abigail Van Buren
I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse
Benjamin Spock
Many men are deeply moved by the mere semblance of suffering in a woman; they take the look of pain for a sign of constancy or of love.
Honor de Balzac