Year Quotes

If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies

Barbara Ehrenreich

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

Bill Cosby

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Dylan Thomas

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her

Val Doonican

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate."

Unknown

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Raymond Chandler

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year

Franklin Pierce Adams

You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the minimum wage to come up for a vote made more money during last year's one-month government shutdown than a minimum wage worker makes in an entire year

William Jefferson Clinton

A year from now you may wish you had started today.

Karen Lamb

Procrastination is the thief of time: Year after year it steals, till all are fled, And to the mercies of a moment leaves The vast concerns of an eternal scene

Edward Young

The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends

Tommy Lasorda

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round

Gaylord Perry

Volunteering is the ultimate exercise in democracy. You vote in elections once a year, but when you volunteer, you vote every day about the kind of community you want to live in.

Unknown

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Woody Allen

Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a single sentence. If you gain fifteen minutes a day, it will make itself felt at the end of the year.

Horace Mann

By the year 2000 we will, I hope, raise our children to believe in human potential,not God

Gloria Steinem

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.

Samual Gempers

I know I am but summer to your heart, and not the full four seasons of the year.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

A life without love is like a year without summer.

Swedish Proverb

It seems every year, people make the resolution to exercise and lose weight and get in shape.

Ed Smith

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

Horace Mann

Another fresh new year is here . . .Another year to live!To banish worry, doubt, and fear,To love and laugh and give!This bright new year is given meTo live each day with zest . . .To daily grow and try to beMy highest and my best!I have the opportunityOnce more to right some wrongs,To pray for peace, to plant a tree,And sing more joyful songs!

William Arthur Ward

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

John Updike

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