golf Quotes

The golf links lie so near the mill, That almost every day, The laboring children can look out, And watch the men at play

Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

Westbrook Pegler

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different..

Ben Hogan

The golf course is the only place I can go dressed like a pimp and fit in..

Samuel L Jackson

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind

Arnold Palmer

such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges..

Tom Watson

such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges.

Tom Watson

I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators

Gerald Ford

Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand..

Tom Watson

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser

Arnold Palmer

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf

Bob Hope

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Mark Twain

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive

Harvey Penick

He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

P.G. Wodehouse

I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators

Gerald Ford

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it

Jimmy Demaret

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

Jimmy Demaret

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five

Paul Harvey

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?

Ben Hogan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke

Colin Bowles

I feel for the sponsors HSBC because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all of golf one million pounds

Michael Campbell

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish

Sam Snead

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Tiger Woods
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