golf Quotes

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it

Jimmy Demaret

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

Jimmy Demaret

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five

Paul Harvey

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?

Ben Hogan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke

Colin Bowles

I feel for the sponsors HSBC because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all of golf one million pounds

Michael Campbell

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish

Sam Snead

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î

Tiger Woods

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game

Arnold Palmer

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

Gary Player

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

Lee Trevino

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other

Florence King

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf

Unknown

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Lee Trevino
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