I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
Jack Nicklaus
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball
Dave Barry
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes
Gene Littler
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron
Lee Trevino
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented
Arnold Palmer
Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life
Unknown
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
Mark Twain
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
Arnold Palmer
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies
Unknown
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
Henry Longhurst
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do
Osbert Sitwell