golf Quotes

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Woodrow Wilson

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.


Golf is like marbles for adults


In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of self expression. In America we call it golf


Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now

Alice Cooper

The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing

George Duncan

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters

Bob Hope

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing

Phyllis Diller

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?

Phil Silvers

Golf is good walk spoiled

Mark Twain

Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation

Grantland Rice

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease

Bertie Forbes

It's a little bit disheartening that here we have the biggest first prize in the golf world and half the guys don't turn up

Michael Campbell

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf

Henry Louis Mencken

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

Ben Hogan

The golf gods don't like impatience.

Jay Reynolds

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots

Ben Hogan

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love

Tiger Woods

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream

Jim Murray

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better

Chi Chi Rodriguez

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world

Harry Vardon

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss

Jim Murray

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears

Bobby Jones
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