Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf
Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing
Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?
I find golf very relaxing.it's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better
Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf
It's a little bit disheartening that here we have the biggest first prize in the golf world and half the guys don't turn up
Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease
Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it
Golf is good walk spoiled
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?