golf Quotes

I find golf very relaxing.it's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive

Bill Gates

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Pete Dye

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing

Dave Barry

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted

Bill Clinton

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf

Will Rogers

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave

Jack Nicklaus

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise

Roger Simon

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh

Unknown

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me.

Greg Norman

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse

Unknown

The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills

Unknown

Born to golf. Forced to work.

Unknown

If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns

Unknown

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.

H.L. Mencken

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.

Jim Murray

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again

Lon Hinkle

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing

Ben Hogan

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Billy Graham

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

Jack Benny

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture

Winston Churchill

The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it

Jack Burke

Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

Jim Murray

Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.

Jim Murray

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors

Barry Fitzgerald
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