golf Quotes

Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?

George Archer

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

A.P. Herbert

I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering

David Brenner

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

Unknown

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf

Percey Boomer

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Princess Anne

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists

Heywood Hale Broun

"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying

P.G. Wodehouse,

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards

Al Boliska

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

Art Rosenbaum

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

Don Carter

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Ernest Hemingway