golf Quotes
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law
H.G. Wells
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?
Peter Andrews
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
Robin Williams
Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
Harold Segall
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps
Tiger Woods
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.
Dan Quayle
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path? Pure pea gravel."
Jeff Cesario
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
Rick Reilly
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game
Phil Blackmar
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone
Chi Chi Rodriguez
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something
Peter Jacobsen
