It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye
Chi Chi Rodriguez
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
Gerald Ford
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Nubar Gulbenkian
Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes
Henry Beard
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
John Updike
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
Brent Musburger
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass
Bob Hope
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
Michael Green
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
Ken Harrelson
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Miller Barber and Lee Trevino
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams